I have been trying to work out who the top ten least trustworthy people in the country are. So far this is what I have come up with:

1. Labour Politian

2. Paedophile

3. British National Party Politian

4. Heroin addict

Can you think of the rest?

Gingers?

Estate Agents (especially ginger ones)

reformed smack heads
benefit cheats
GB
TB

(At Downing Street upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't Blair He wasn't Blair again today Oh how I wish he'd go away.)

Heather Mills?

Lawyers

Landlords

Bankers

Not sure paedophiles should be on there, scum they may be, but if just 2% actually show you a puppy before moving in for the kill then they come way down the list beside these guys.

Ooh ooh, I forgot about civil servants!! Surely they must be near the top??

police officer

didyou hear about the Jewish Paedophile..?

"Go careful on those sweets sonny!"

Rothchilds, apparently.

Secret service / FBI / Mi5 / Mi6 types - 'sure Dr kelly, lets just go for a walk and discuss it'

US President - 'read my lips'

Recruitment consultants - 'its a great company and brilliant salary'

Psychopaths, wherever you may come across them.

Ginger, 18 and working for foxtons

Salespeople (Anyone who stands to gain financially by selling has an incentive to spin)

Senior people at management consultancies (Those selling large IT projects they don't personally implement deploy most spin)

The Welsh? *












* Still smarting from ANOTHER grand slam. How do they do it, almost Kiwi-like the way they are good in years that don't actually matter......

Commission based financial advisors

1. Women (except redheads)
2. Men (except gingers)

Tax Man?

Anyone with a beard, especially a ginger one.

IT Project managers that know FA about programming ...

Your ultimate one night stand opportunity that wines you, dines you, takes you back to his / her place, strips off and then displays their ginger pubes ...

The long term sick and bastards that claim job seekers allowance, or are they just people I'd like to set fire to?

Jehovah's witnesses!

Seconded. Police are the worst kind of scum possible: they only address the crimes they want to (e.g. *tax discs etc), but the really tricky stuff (like dealing with chavs), is hardly ever resolved.

Look what happened to Gary Newlove. Gate. Horse. Bolted

(*BTW: I don`t own a car, the tax disc was just an illustration of petty bureaucracy chiselling away at the monumental edifice of crime that exists in this country).

hopefully not people in wheelchairs etc

Any country that deports a paedophile that has lived there for 56 years. Hope we can return the favour.

Feck off you cult

gays and kiddy fiddlers

Private-equity asset-stripping debt-loading leveraged-buyout practitioners.

Bob Diamond of Barclays.

Andriy Shevchenko.

The bloke who thought it would be a good idea to put the Chuckle Brothers on TV. And Noel Edmonds.

Bunch of kun+z...

Along with Blacks as well I suppose

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the French

OP specifies "people" ...

Oh, yeah, sorry, my mistake.

People in wheelchairs aren't sick!

Gary Glitter

Mr Kipper

In the top ten must be.

The parents/parent that are making a plea for the return of there missing child at a specially set up News Conference.

It is normally one or both of them that are involved

Me.

Actually, ignore that. I was lying.

Anybody who wears a head covering when it isn't actually cold or raining.

Men with soft palms.

Women with moustaches.

Yes, those damn cancer victims undergoing chemotherapy with their wigs. They should be out and proud!

Gotta agree with you there: the Chuckle Brothers are (were?) the worst kind of two-time losers imaginable. They held onto their mullet haircuts long after they went out of fashion. They are not funyn and cut a kind of `failure` dash wherever they go.

They look like a couple of paedophiles

To be honest I'd have some difficulty spotting a wig. Some syrups are a bit obvious though.

I might cut a chemotherapy patient a bit of slack.

Alistair(crowley) Darling.

Tony Bliar

It's something about the eyebrows that does it.

Long John Silver

Blind Pew

Dr Chilton

'Lucky' Lucan

BBC

Lefties

Mulit-id fundy trolls

anti-theist atheists, because you don't know where they get their morals from and they hate the guy who taught "love thy neighbour"

Chat bots

No, we just don't believe he existed and that believeing in him doesn't make you a better person but could make you a worse one. Your faith is not in god or jesus or the bible, it is in the people who decided the contents of the bible and the course of christianity at the council of Nicea. Were they trustworthy? Anyway he wasn't the only one to promote love, certainly not the first. Loving thy neighbour despite not being told to is hardly grounds not to be trusted. Believing that anything you do can be forgiven IS.

I'm confused about the appearance of paedophiles in the list - are we talking about whether people would not repay you a fiver if you lend it?

care to share with us your credentials to comment on church history, history, theology, historicity of the Gospels etc?

Give us yours first.