A huge banner has appeared across the fence of this doomed Banner(!) Homes "exclusive" development http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-983...=4&tr_t=buy saying please visit us this weekend and get a free family photo.
Why not pop along, it's near the A40 (in fact it's on the A40 by a busy junction) and next to a Harvester (mmmmm, don't you love the constant smell of steak).
Spend a happy hour asking difficult questions and making "silly" offers. Heck, why not bring the cat to swing test!