House Price Crash forum > 'i'm Going To Deal In Gold To Fund Lavish Life For My Chinese Web Bride'

The Masked Tulip

Mar 13 2008, 10:15 AM

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A Swansea Valley pensioner is planning a new career buying and selling gold to finance a lavish lifestyle in China with his internet bride.

Ken Miller, aged 70, is poised to leave his sheltered accommodation in Ystalyfera and move in with 46-year-old Genxiou Lei in the city of Nanning.

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/displayN...tentPK=20136882

grey shark

Mar 13 2008, 10:24 AM

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Ken Miller, aged 70,

Ken Miller = Goldfinger from HPC , 100% correct guaranteed

Daft Boy

Mar 13 2008, 10:28 AM

QUOTE (grey shark @ Mar 13 2008, 10:24 AM)

Ken Miller = Goldfinger from HPC , 100% correct guaranteed

very cruel

DissipatedYouthIsValuable

Mar 13 2008, 10:31 AM

What could possibly go wrong?

Although at that age, even one last handjob from a perimenopausal slope chick before having a stroke is probably better than being incontinent in a Welsh flat.

The Masked Tulip

Mar 13 2008, 10:32 AM

QUOTE (DissipatedYouthIsValuable @ Mar 13 2008, 10:31 AM)

What could possibly go wrong?

What is that man holding in your sig line photo - is it whale vomit?

DissipatedYouthIsValuable

Mar 13 2008, 11:34 AM

QUOTE (The Masked Tulip @ Mar 13 2008, 10:32 AM)

What is that man holding in your sig line photo - is it whale vomit?

The biggest nugget of gold you've ever seen....

"Cumon, luv, them tablets av given me a right stalk-on, call me an elephant again"

The Masked Tulip

Mar 13 2008, 11:35 AM

What happened to Goldfinger? Has he been vanquished? Or is he struggling to reach his keybaord having had a pile of gold fall on him?

Impartial

Mar 13 2008, 11:38 AM

QUOTE (The Masked Tulip @ Mar 13 2008, 12:32 PM)

What is that man holding in your sig line photo - is it whale vomit?

That is a quality moment from Pale Rider starring Clint Eastwood, that dude just found a foooking massive lump of gold.

Super Ted

Mar 13 2008, 12:02 PM

QUOTE (The Masked Tulip @ Mar 13 2008, 11:35 AM)

What happened to Goldfinger? Has he been vanquished? Or is he struggling to reach his keybaord having had a pile of gold fall on him?

I don't think he could take the sudden change between ecstasy and despair as his precious
"will gold go the same way as property" thread was first pinned in the main forum and then
relegated to the metals forum.
.
He and Pluto performed a joint toys out of pram maneuver and huffed off.
Shame really some of his (GF's) posts were quite good.
.
ST

The Masked Tulip

Mar 13 2008, 12:38 PM

QUOTE (Super Ted @ Mar 13 2008, 12:02 PM)

I don't think he could take the sudden change between ecstasy and despair as his precious
"will gold go the same way as property" thread was first pinned in the main forum and then
relegated to the metals forum.
.
He and Pluto performed a joint toys out of pram maneuver and huffed off.
Shame really some of his (GF's) posts were quite good.
.
ST

LMAO!

Red Kharma

Mar 13 2008, 12:51 PM

He said: "One time she was trying to tell me she loved me, but it came up with, 'You are a big elephant'."

Asked what he loved about Lei, he replied: "I love her childishness. She is so naive. And she is absolutely gorgeous

Priceless. Where's Mrs Merton when you need her?

juvenal

Mar 13 2008, 02:01 PM

QUOTE (Red Kharma @ Mar 13 2008, 12:51 PM)

He said: "One time she was trying to tell me she loved me, but it came up with, 'You are a big elephant'."

Asked what he loved about Lei, he replied: "I love her childishness. She is so naive. And she is absolutely gorgeous

Priceless. Where's Mrs Merton when you need her?

It will end in tears

She'll go back to Beijing
He'll go back to W**king..

Little Professor

Mar 14 2008, 12:44 AM

QUOTE (juvenal @ Mar 13 2008, 02:01 PM)

It will end in tears

She'll go back to Beijing
He'll go back to W**king..

wren

Mar 14 2008, 01:20 AM

QUOTE (juvenal @ Mar 13 2008, 04:01 PM)

It will end in tears

She'll go back to Beijing
He'll go back to W**king..

Or here?

Path in Hong Kong

wickywackywoo

Mar 19 2008, 01:59 PM

QUOTE (DissipatedYouthIsValuable @ Mar 13 2008, 10:31 AM)

What could possibly go wrong?

Although at that age, even one last handjob from a perimenopausal slope chick before having a stroke is probably better than being incontinent in a Welsh flat.

Or just being in a Welsh flat.