Look people, we ain't going to get it into a lot of the Public's head that Brown is reponsible for this mess unless we give him a comic handle. John Major had his grey underpants, Thatcher had her shrill voice, cigar and handbag courtesy of Spitting Image and Kinnock had his lovely, lovely, lovely. Blair had his insincere smile.
OK, can we make a deal - whenever we refer to brown in future it is 'Gordon Clown'.
Right, off to take my tablets.