Together with a fellow HPCer, I'm renting a two-bed house in Cambridge. When we moved in the tiling in the bathroom was cracked, and some of the grouting had failed and been bodged up with some brown gunge. Every time you shower you have to put a cloth by the bath to catch the water that leaks out from underneath.
So we inform the rental agency. Again, and again, and again...meanwhile a water stain develops on the wall in the room underneath.
Finally they send someone to estimate then two days ago, after 16 months, the tiler comes round to arrange to fix it next week.
Chat with tiler: yes, it's all failed, we'll have to cut out most of it and completely redo it. I said it's been like this for months and the last time the plumber came round he said we should stop using the shower. I said no; it's a rental, I'm paying for a service. Fixing it is their problem. We've told them over and over and over. Why should we have to run baths every time when we're paying for a shower? I repeated this to the tiler; he said absolutely right. It's like buying a pair of trousers in a shop and finding half of one of the legs is missing.
He then said that he and the plumber/heating company are doing a lot of work on btl property for this agency. Because, as with the house we're in, they've all been done up on the cheap so they look nice enough but they cut loads of corners. So lots of things go wrong and have to be redone. In other words next time you get some whingeing btler saying how they provide a service by providing housing, what seems to be the case is that they buy up knackered houses, tart them up on the cheap, then let them out and expect their tenants to treat them incredibly gently because they're so fragile. Funnily enough RenterGirl said the same in the "Guardian" recently - that all these new-builds look nice enough when they're new but they're so fragile you have to be careful you don't put your elbow through the plasterboard walls.
Meanwhile the leak from the washing machine (which took the plumber two goes to fix) has turned the cheap Ikea laminate flooring in the kitchen into a sea of dips and hollows. What sort of idiot would put laminate fake wood floor in a kitchen? Floor, mopping, kitchen, wouldn't you think? But no - these btlers are so gob-smackingly stupid they put Ikea laminate flooring at £5 a square metre in a kitchen and expect it to be pristine for years. When it gets damp, a thick brown goo oozes out between the boards that only comes off with vinegar.
Btlers. Don't you just hate them. So mind-bogglingly stupid and tight-fisted, they deserve to lose the shirts off their backs. And hopefully they will.
