Control tower to GLD 380: Take off permission granted. You're clear for take off.

Useful. 0% guaranteed.

Turnip.

Which seems like more of a gamble at the monent, gold or property?

Or just leave all your money in cash to be inflated away.



Edit: I'm almost looking forward to the BOE lowering interest rates.

Control Tower to GLD 380: Be aware of traffic in your area squawking "Helicopter Ben". Climb to 789.90 and then contact the Dow on 13,749.06.

Take off.



Meanwhile US 777 is climbing.

Havy traffic, CAD 747 just took off and is climbing too.

GLD 380, squawk 7700

GLD 380 to Tower: Roger Tower, will look out for Ben. Did you say Ben was climbing at 1.8%? My instruments has him climbing at near 10%.

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

This is USD 101 requesting permission for emergency landing... Repeat, this is USD 101 requesting permission for emergency landing.... Does anyone copy?

This is GBP100 we copy you identically, but we are flying behind you by a matter of 3 months.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

This is NRK.L we are running on fumes! For god sake help us! Virgin Airlines said they'd help but I honestly don't trust them!

Do you ever watch films about gladiators?

Tower to NRK.L. You do not have enough fuel to make it to the airport. We are dispatching our in flight re-fueling plane BoE which will keep you in the air.

'Fraid so. Even worse, I've seen a grown man naked.

Airplane is it? is it available on dvd,i think it is one of the funniest films ive ever seen.