There's a lovely - litterally sparkling - Capital One credit card glisting at the top of this web page and property in cyprus is a never before opportunity.

"Fortune favours the bold" - presumably if I click and get the card, establish credit rating, then I can then buy the appartment. Then sell it on in a year or so for a disgusting profit. Nice.

If it all goes tts up then WTF, it'll all get sucked into the central banks and transferred over to taxes on the dim-witted who are just, like so yesterday, and thinking that "saving" (WTF?) will sort them out.

Whatever!