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DICKDASTARDLY
Good morning,
What a fantastic week we have just had at *************, not only did we register the details of over 500 new househunters and arrange over 1200 viewings, we broke our sales record for the number of sales agreed in a single week!!

In fact, we have been breaking records all year and over the last 6 months we have achieved an amazing average of selling nearly half of all properties within 4 weeks of being first marketed.

I wanted to remind you what a great place ************* is for selling your house, but also, because we are seeing so many new buyers in the market, to make sure that you have already got your finances in place to put you in the best position to buy on. We have a team of independent mortgage advisors with access to the whole of the mortgage market, plus a number of exclusive deals, who would like to talk to you today (visit *************************************** or call us on ***********. It looks like there will be another interest rate increase in November so there could be no better time to make an appointment.

Thanks for your time, please give your local branch a call for more information (************) or call our hotline on

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Director of Estate Agency
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backtoparents
Wonder if they said the same to HMRC?

btp
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